Witty retirement messages are humorous messages sent to the retiree by colleagues, family, relatives and friends to convey their wishes. These messages are sent by emphasizing on sender’s relation with the recipient.
Sample Witty Retirement Messages:
- A retired husband is always a full time job for a wife! Hey Joan! It is glad to know that you are going to be retired to trouble your wife a ton. Congratulations on this great occasion. May you start your new life with happiness and joyous moments! Join us today evening for your retirement party.
- Hello Tina! Retirement is indeed is the great step to get out of a rat race, but you need to learn to get along with less cheese! Many congratulations on the day of your retirement! May God bless you with peace, good health and fulfil all your dreams! Have a nice day!
- You are retiring from work, not from life! Dear Friend Alien! It’s indeed a great day for you as you are saying goodbye to the golden clock and professional duties. I am jealous of you! I am planning to retire next month. Have all the fun in the world and stay in touch. Miss you always! Congrats.
- Many congratulations for your retirement! You worked hard for it, now get out of here and have cheerful attempts in your life and be happy always!
- I will miss your orders in our official parties! Have a happy retirement friend! You are a great companion in office and a good mentor. Congratulations!