Breaking up with the person with whom you had spent most of your wakeful hours over the past months or years, may be very difficult indeed. Many would find it difficult to say those harsh words. Some might even be afraid of the psychological warfare that might ensue afterwards. So, to break up one can use some witty break up messages which are unconventional and polite at the same time.
Sample Witty Break up Messages
- I know that you hate me. You know that I hate you. Let’s not pretend anymore and let’s break up.
- I hate being all alone. But there is something I hate more than this. I hate being with you.
- I always thought you are the most perfect woman for me; I would love you with all my heart. But this was before I met your best friend. Now I think of the same things about her.
- I cannot love you anymore. I have to leave you for I have no choice. I have already chosen another boy.
- I fell for you believing that you might change just a little bit. But to you I was just another name on your list. I am sick and tired of you. Today our relationship ends forever.
- You are a big road blocker on the path to my success. So, I just decided to break through and carry on with my life.
- When you are away from me I feel a very strong emotion sweeping me off my feet. The emotion is known as happiness and relief.